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jay\ leno
1. (Jay Leno) (1067↑, 458↓)
is a cheap hack compared to comic legend and part time real estate agent Conan O'brien

screw leno, let's watch soemthing else 'till conan is on

2. (jay leno) (425↑, 60↓)
when something has run it's course but one or more participants refuse to acknowledge it.

i broke up with her last night but she showed up at my place today for lunch, all "jay leno" like we were still together...?

3. (jay leno) (539↑, 229↓)
a comedian with a popular talk show who has a large jaw and collects cars

Guy ---- "I am sorry, but we have to break up." Girl -----"Oh, But why?" Guy ---- "Its your chin... you look like... like... JAY LENO\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Did you hear what Jay Leno said on the tonight show last night?

4. (Jay Leno) (348↑, 49↓)
the 'Brett Favre' to Conan O'Brien's 'Aaron Rodgers'; coming back in the wake of retirement to screw another man's career; flip flop

Man, don't be a Jay Leno. Step down while you can, and let someone else handle it.

5. (Jay Leno) (336↑, 53↓)
an insult you call someone if they're a backstabbing [whore] who crushes dreams

That Jay Leno stole Conan O'Brien's time slot and the integrity of late night talk shows.

6. (jay leno) (412↑, 224↓)
1. Slang for a pathetic hack. 2. Slang shameless hack. 3. One who appears to trumpet his or her lack of originality. Terms are derived from the characteristics of popular television program The Tonight Show's host, Jay Leno. It refers to him bribing away talent from their original sources instead of cultivating his own (see John Menendez, formerly of The Howard Stern Show, and That Glasses Guy, formerly from The Daily Show With John Stewart) as well as blatantly stealing comedy bits from other comedy shows (see Celebrity Jeopardy skits, originally performed on the program Saturday Night Live).

"Billy overheard the premise for my Science Fair project and he totally Jay Leno-ed me."

7. (Jay Leno) (195↑, 38↓)
Some guy with a big chin who is the former host of [The Tonight Show], and it appears he'll be stealing the job back. He screwed [David Letterman] out of the job back in 1992 when [Johnny Carson] retired, leading to Dave moving over to [CBS]. He is now about to do the same thing to [Conan O'Brien] because his own prime time show wasn't too popular with [NBC] affiliates. He is driving Carson to roll over in his grave.

Jay Leno is a selfish bastard who just can't let go of the spotlight.

8. (Jay Leno) (215↑, 146↓)
a person who has large chin, annoying voice, bad humor, and gotten something he doesn't deserve...

what the hell ?\!? i can't believe he got the promotion \! what a jay leno

9. (Jay Leno) (80↑, 14↓)
To give or to promise to give something then take it back later on.

You gave me that iPod and now you want a back? Your such a Jay Leno.

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10. (jay leno) (125↑, 79↓)
A strap-on attached to the chin, used especially for penetration and party tricks. Similar to a [screwnicorn], in which the strap-on is attached to the forehead. It is thus named because the wearer winds up with the ginormous chin, only slightly smaller than that of Jay Leno.

I tried sending a picture of my jay leno in to Late Night as a look-alike for Jay's chin, but they did not show it on air on NBC. That pissed me off.

11. (Jay Leno) (20↑, 9↓)
Verb. Being screwed over and replaced

I was going to give my GF an engagement ring, then i got Jay Leno'd

12. (Jay Leno) (10↑, 5↓)
Jay Leno is renowned for providing background noise for elderly on nursing homes. His barely understandable speech and crappy jokes help the geriatrics sleep better.

Jay Leno: "Do you like the March Madness? Here's how it works: First you start out with 65, and then one by one, people are sent home until there's only one left, no, I'm sorry, that's our coalition in Iraq." Elderly: zzzzzzzzz

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13. (JAY LENO) (8↑, 12↓)
a slang term for a cop... feel free to use it.

jay leno just drove past we better get out of here

14. (Jay Leno) (44↑, 63↓)
slang term for an enormous chin, obviously due to Jay Leno owning a chin of this proportion.

Johnny Depp: That bitch has a Jay Leno. John Madden: Yep, shit looks like a beehive.

15. (Jay Leno) (36↑, 74↓)
An extremely large chin, usually found on an otherwise attractive person.

"Dude, I was walking down the street yesterday right behind this girl with a smoking hot body, but once I caught up to her I realized she had a freakin' Jay Leno\!"

16. (Jay Leno) (143↑, 243↓)
Kicks David Letterman's pathetic ass. Former stand-up comedian from Boston turned Latenight host of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno on NBC. He is known for his huge chin and the black spot in the middle of his white hair. He likes to poke fun of his music director Kevin Eubanks' "virginity." Unlike his Letterman rival, Leno is actually funny and collects muscle cars as a hobby. Spoofs on his show include "Jaywalking", "headlines", Battle of the Jaywalk Alstars and Celebrity Jeopardy.

Jay Leno is cool and infinitely better than David Letterman.

17. (Jay Leno) (250↑, 371↓)
One funny ass White Guy who has owned late night comedy forever

Jay Leno always has the best celebrities on his show

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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